there's alway something new.

"Dead is the new unambiguous. Bipolar is the new undecided. Heavily armed is the new born again. Bald is the new head...and the new crotch. Hairy is the new face. Sheepishly admitting to having an STD is the new flirting. Purell is the new face of fear. Finding the time that's right for you is the new impotence. The smiley-face emoticon is the new "sincerely yours." Smoking is the new outdoorsy lifestyle. Looking forward to insanely expensive private schooling, thousand dollar a week nannies and soccer is the new yuppie birth control. Misinformed is the new patriotic. Veganism is the new "tastes like chicken." Serotonin uptake inhibiting is the new crowd control. Texting is the new talking. Talking is the new singing. Singing is the new hubris. Gay marriage is the new "be careful what you wish for." And finally, and only because I really need this to catch on, fifty-seven years old is the new forty-five." -Chuck Lorre Productions, #260

my computer is the new tv.
michelle is the new alisha (before alisha became bryan obsessed).
taylor is the new ally.
ally is also the new ally.
greg is the new "want what i can't have" menu item of the day.
pope & hudgens is the new school.
grad school is the new college.
the gre is the new sat.
tattoos are the new piercings.
piercings are the new jewelry.
hair dye is the new hair ribbon.
rock hill is the new get-a-way spot.
weed is the new alcohol.
alcohol is the new soft drink.
twenty (without alcohol) is the new fifteen (without a driver's license).
birth control is the new vitamin.
sex is the new stress release.
fuck buddy is the new boyfriend.
safe is the new boring.