eggs.

after that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing annie again. i...i realized what a terrific person she was, and...and how much fun it was just knowing her; and i...i, i thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this...this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." and, uh, the doctor says, "well, why don't you turn him in?" the guy says, "i would, but i need the eggs." well, i guess that's pretty much now how i feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and...but, uh, i guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us...need the eggs.
-woody allen, "annie hall"





i need the eggs.